February 2009
4 posts
My game was wrecked by Bush! By Barack Obama →
The reviews are in from my first State of the Union address, and frankly I’m a little disappointed. Some right-wingnuts are saying I was too partisan, blaming Bush for a trillion-dollar deficit I…
It's getting hot in here By Barack Obama →
Thanks, David Axelrod. The secret is out. I’m an out-and-proud energy hog!I like to show off my trim, athletic figure, so no suit coat for me. I’m also from Hawaii, as my chief advisor so astutely…
To whom ever takes care of the dirty deeds, By... →
I didn’t know who to direct this to; things have been kind of hectic lately, what with me becoming President of the United States of America and all.You hold back a lot of emotions, mostly rage, when…
A mulligan for cabinet scofflaws By Barack Obama →
My fellow Americans—everybody is entitled to make a mistake. Or two.First, I pick a Treasury Secretary who doesn’t pay $34,000 in taxes, and thinks summer camp is deductible. This is going to make…